My ex-girlfriend once witnessed a guy pleasuring himself on the subway, but that isn’t quite the same as the Post’s lists of things not to see on the Subway. There are some pretty stupid people out there, and it seems a lot of them take Metro. I remember a decade or so ago when my ex- was on the subway in the last car. She knew there was a guy sitting behind her in the ‘conducters’ seat (a seat that is only available when the conducters door is open on a car that is not being used for steering) but she didn’t want to acknowledge the guy by looking at him. She rode about a half dozen stops and then finally stood up to leave when she saw that the guy was behind her playing with himself. “Eww!” she said as she left the train, later telling me the same story. “What was he thinking?” she asked of me. “Duh, he was thinking of you” I replied, rather smart-alecky. “EWW!” she screamed again.]]>
Things on the Metro best left unseen