Coast Guard makes me clean the garage

Lightning!
Hail! Woo-hoo. Seems like a goodly storm is coming in tonight. When I heard the Hail warning from the Coast Guard (on the marine radio) I said “time to get the car in the garage.” The only problem is that the garage is a mess, with bags of smelly top soil (that I was suppose to put on the lawn) and my new table saw / birthday present. That thing weighs about 160 lbs so it was tricky to move it. As I look out on the Bay, all I can see are a bunch of bugs attracted by the light of my computer monitor, and a slew of really big spiders making webs to catch these bugs. Maybe I should turn off the light and let the spiders starve.]]>